Hi Duchess ...

[SyberBitch]

First of all you retard I clearly was not driving the horse I was RIDING the horse.

There is no legal law about drinking and driving horses or even riding them.

The thing you see in my hand is a time card.
In reality, that was a mid point check on a 30 mile ride in upstate NY.

If you want to go with OP's demented delusion (and the one that Fry Tard is so amused by) you can say I am keeping track of how many times I made the horse cum.

BTW, that horse is a stallion. So he is indeed capable of ejaculation. Buckets of it.

Now, go on Simple Guy, jump on the bandwagon and say something idiotic.

I thought that looked like an endurance event. The horse appears to be in great shape! Thoroughbred?