911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
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No Cuddles for Duddles :(


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Meet Benjamin Duddles, 47, of Wisconsin.

He recently got stoned and called 911 four times in 37 minutes because he was hard up for some sexual healing; Duddles propositioned both female and male dispatchers and was DENIED.  

However, police were dispatched to his home where they found a pipe and some marijuana.  He was busted for misdemeanor drug and phone misuse charges.

Duddles made the news for another 911 call back in 2013.  He was apparently doing better with the ladies back then.

He'd gone out drinking and brought a woman home.  After they had sex, she fell asleep.  The woman had sleep apnea and Duddles was unable to wake her or sleep himself.

So..............he called 911 and asked police to come and remove her from his bed because "she's snoring like a train and I want her out."  He didn't get in any trouble that time though -- the dispatcher informed him that it was not an emergency or a police matter.  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...l-him.html
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911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 09:47 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by ramseycat - 08-24-2014, 09:53 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Duchess - 08-24-2014, 10:11 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 10:18 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Cutz - 08-24-2014, 11:14 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 12:48 PM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 11:30 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Duchess - 08-24-2014, 11:42 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Blindgreed1 - 08-25-2014, 11:23 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Maggot - 08-24-2014, 11:37 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 01-30-2020, 06:46 PM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Maggot - 01-30-2020, 07:26 PM