I think I'm a lesbian again

[sally]

I've been working with this gal at work and she sits sooo close to me, like her legs are touching mine, her feet sometimes. I usually move because of "people's bubble space" but she has none. 
She also comments on whatever perfume I am wearing, or how my hair smells. 
OMG it drives me crazy. 

Does she look like Chaz Bono, because that would annoy the fuck out of me too.