Would you rather fly or be invisible?

[LuMPyPussy]

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

The only person I ever snoop on is my husband and I can do that without being invisible. The poor bastard has no privacy ::lmao::.

yes, being married to you I bet you have to keep an eye on him to stop him fucking any woman he actually finds physically attractive.

He doesn't have a wandering eye, he doesn't even go anywhere without me except to the gym and work. I'm just a nosey bitch, I go through all his stuff and look on his computer. ::dlaugh::

I think you are confusing "nosey" with paranoid and desperately insecure.
Imagine being married to you, urgh! it feels like someone just walked over my grave.

Well then it's a good thing you're not married to me. You would have been in the grave a long time ago after I kicked your scrawny ass.

Are you making real life threats against me bitch?

You know that's against the rules here don't you dimwit?

I have knocked out men twice your size before.

Yeah, attacking a man's ankles with your teeth can bring even the largest man down.