03-14-2009, 12:19 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:The sound of the phone gets me more wet than you ever could. You greasy gay wop.ramseycat Wrote:sally Wrote:People who call my buisness looking for a free estimate, and say their name and number so fast that I have to listen to the message 10 times over to make it out. Are you really in that big of a fucking hurry that you have to leave a message like a god damnedauctioneer. Fucking retarded jack asses.
Or they don't leave their area code. Or they say hey, this if Jeff. Call me about my claim. I have no idea who the fuck Jeff is or what his claim number is. My voice mail clearly says leave your claim number and phone number including the area code.
And this REALLY irks me. My voice mail will say I am not in the office that day. So many people don't fucking listen and leave a bazillion messages getting all pissed off that I have not called them back. I AM NOT FUCKING THERE TO CALL THEM BACK!!! People are stupid.
Shut the fuck up, Ramsey. You're extremely lucky anyone calls you at all, at work or at home. In fact, the sound of the phone ringing should get you dripping wet with excitement.
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