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This isn't up for debate
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Listen, retards. I'm going to go through this one time, and one time only. If you have to come back to this thread for reference, here it is, so you can fucking learn something. If you fuck up once this thread is up, I will haunt you and fuck with you and point out to everyone here what a fucking idiot you are because you don't know how to use proper English.

The word "your" is possessive. As in "your thread" or "your post".

The word "you're" is a contraction. If you need to look up "contraction" get the fuck out now, because you are too stupid to exist. "You're" means "you are" as in, "you are an asshole" and the two versions shown here are NOT interchangeable.

There are 3 versions of "there". They are....

"There", as in "over there".
"They're" which is another contraction, meaning "they are".
"Their" which is, again, possessive. "It is their choice to make an ass of themselves".

Next comes "to". Spelled this way, it is pretty simple. "There is no point to your blabbering".
The word "too" can mean overly or very. "You are too stupid to live".
The word "too" can mean also. "You are stupid, too."
The word "two" is a number. It comes between 1 and 3.

The phrase "a lot" has a space between the two words. "Alot" is not a word.

I will add to this thread as I see more of you brainless fucks screwing up the language. Feel free to add your own, if they are accurate. If they are not, I will fuck with you even more viciously here.

These things are not debatable. They are the rules of English. Learn them, or fuck off.

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[No subject] - by Sinister - 06-05-2008, 12:11 PM
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