Jokes

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Stuttering Cat


[color="black"]A teacher is explaining biology to her 4^th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. [/color]


[color="black"]'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssssh, Sssssh, Sssssh and before she could say 'Sh1t!', the Rottweiler ate her!'

The teacher had to leave the room. [/color]

Oh that's just fucking hilarious!

And as for your original post about the guy tasing himself... there's been 4 or 5 guys in various news sources who did that. One of them gouged a huge chunk out of his leg with the taser prong. Dumb fucks. Hell, try it on the dog or something

Actually that's what the guy who gouged his leg was originally going to do, but he was afraid of hurting the dog. HAHAHAHAHA!