Let's talk about body pillows.

[LuMPyPussy]

Do they giggle behind your back at the office?
Kind of like the alcoholic who buys a fistful of tiny airline bottles from the liquor store daily thinking no one will notice how pathetic he looks, I bet the office workers giggle and poke fun of you and him like the clerks at a liquor store do to the 'secret' alkie.

You know they do. Office gossip is pretty vicious and Ramsey would be prime fodder for the rumor mill.

Maybe if we were sneaking around hiding it, they would have something to gossip about. Most people are too busy gossiping about the married Unit Manager banging one who's husband just left her. Much more juicy than me and FWB.

Very professional place of business. ::thumbs::