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#126
04-05-2009, 06:47 PM
Maggot Wrote:Go away for a day, come back, I gets on my excercise bike (I play Steppenwolf bitches!) and the seat slops to the side. I grab the handle. Tthe fucking thing falls off, I put my freaking foot on the pedal....it falls off!:shock:I was just on the fucking thing this morning and it worked fine.

The screws that were loose could not be turned with a wrench, there was no fucking room to put an allen wrench in to turn it unless I dis-assembled the entire fucking thing!

I found the culprit. My 3 yr old had been in that room whilst I was gone and stuck his little sticky fingers in there and turned all the screws out by hand. But only until the last 2 turns. How the hell am I gonna get him to screw them back in? I am getting frisky trying to do it with a pair of needle nose pliers.

Holy hell! ..............I need a doctor! I pinched my God-damn inner thigh on the mother-fucking seat. I need more beer fuck that damn bike.::irk::n'shit.

*******n"shit added after the fucking fact********
::lmao::
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