You would not believe the Hillbilly bullshit I went through today.

[ramseycat]

Derek (his real name) was trying to give me this smelly pc of pigs feet thing from a pig roast 2 weeks ago and it was wrapped in wax paper. I kept saying I was not hungry and his other cousin Derik (his real name with an i) was getting pissed because I would not take it, so he grabs the pigs feet thing and takes a chomp outta it to prove it was still good and I swear he lost a freakin tooth gnawing on it. But I think he swallowed it. They live in an apartment complex and I can only imagine what goes on throughout the week.

"This is my brother Daryl and this is my other brother Daryl."

::lmao::