04-08-2009, 08:28 PM
A local radio station is holding a contest in which listeners can call in and offer a word that is in common usage, but isn't in the dictionary. The first to come up with a word that they can use in a sentence and the station crew agrees is in common usage wins $1000.
DJ: "95 9 What's your word?"
Caller: "Goan, spelled G-O-A-N"
DJ: "Can you use it in a sentence?"
Caller: "Sure, Goan fuck yourself"
At this point the DJ hangs up on the man. After taking several more callers who couldn't make a sensible sentence with their word, the DJ gets the following call.
DJ: "95 9, What's the word?"
Caller: "Smee, S-M-E-E"
DJ: Can you use your word in a sentence?"
Caller: "Smee again, goan fuck yourself"
DJ: "95 9 What's your word?"
Caller: "Goan, spelled G-O-A-N"
DJ: "Can you use it in a sentence?"
Caller: "Sure, Goan fuck yourself"
At this point the DJ hangs up on the man. After taking several more callers who couldn't make a sensible sentence with their word, the DJ gets the following call.
DJ: "95 9, What's the word?"
Caller: "Smee, S-M-E-E"
DJ: Can you use your word in a sentence?"
Caller: "Smee again, goan fuck yourself"