A Ramsey joke

[Middle Finger]

Well then, you just get in. Can I see a pic of the merchandise? LOL

Yes, its me. No, I'm not actually PLAYING it in these pics. Nor do I play now, since both my guitars are in storage

Hey now! You are cute. But a twin bed?

A) I don't live there any more.
B) If you had seen how small that place was, you'd understand. Between me and the wall in front of me is only about 18 inches. The person taking the pic is actually through the doorway.
C) I have a king now.


But all that aside... why does it matter? I was living alone and was between girlfriends. I didn't need a big bed lol. I don't move much in my sleep.

You wanna hear some shit? I have to have a body pillow on each side of me so when I turn over, which I do several times a night, I have a body pillow waiting for me to wrap. My first week with a body pillow was annoying because even though I loved it, I didn't like having to take it with me when I turned.

You sleep with a body pillow between you and your wife? Wow, that explains a lot.

Yes, dopey, when she is SLEEPING. While sleeping I have been trained to keep something between us because she freaks out if my toe nail scratches her.

When you are married for 15 years in a real relationship (something you know ZERO about) and have three kids, you don't fuck with the sleep and you do NOT scratch my wife with a toe nail.