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Shameful Secret
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#38
07-03-2008, 09:03 PM
Sinister Wrote:Y'all want a real, true to life, actual "make your woman scream in ecstasy" tip? Once you have her hot and bothered, take a tiny little piece of Alka-Seltzer and slide it up inside your woman's snatch. The resulting foaming and fizzing will drive her into a frenzy like none you've ever seen before. Just remember; a TINY piece of Alka-Seltzer. Otherwise, you have a big, foamy mess to deal with. Get the right size and your woman will thnk you are the sex god of all time.

Having a Halls in your mouth when you go down on her is another bonus. Trust me. Been there, done that.
::lmao:: F rushes out to buy Alka-Seltzer and Halls
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[No subject] - by Duchess - 06-30-2008, 06:17 AM
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[No subject] - by Sinister - 07-01-2008, 12:14 AM
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[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 07-02-2008, 10:06 PM
[No subject] - by FUC OFF LOSER - 07-02-2008, 10:09 PM
[No subject] - by Sinister - 07-02-2008, 10:10 PM
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[No subject] - by Sinister - 07-02-2008, 10:34 PM
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[No subject] - by Necro - 07-02-2008, 10:55 PM
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[No subject] - by Duchess - 07-03-2008, 05:04 AM
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