No fear, I'm here.

[Middle Finger]

It's OK, no one will notice that your retardation only allowed you to do that one task instead of also including a bitch name like the simple, big, bold, red letters upon registration indicated.

From the registration page:

[color="red"]| ***** WARNING ***** |[/color]

[color="red"]IGNORING OR VIOLATING THE FOLLOWING CAN EASILY RESULT IN INSTANT BANNING.

START ONE (AND ONLY ONE) NEW TOPIC IN THE NEWBIE FORUM, YOU NEWBIE BITCH!
THE ONLY REASON TO EVER START MORE THAN ONE TOPIC IS BECAUSE YOU FAILED IN YOUR ONE TOPIC AND IT WAS LOCKED, TELLING YOU TO START OVER.
STARTING MULTIPLE TOPICS IS ANNOYING AND GROUNDS FOR BEING BANNED!

WE TRANSFER YOU TO FULL ACCESS WHEN WE FEEL YOU'VE EARNED IT.

PART OF EARNING IT MEANS LOAD A GOOD AVATAR AND A BITCH NAME.
A BITCH NAME IS A PHRASE THAT ENDS IN "BITCH," LIKE "Scrambled Egg Bitch."
IT APPEARS UNDER YOUR AVATAR. GO TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE > CUSTOM TITLE.

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