Would Suicide Ever be an Option for You?

[Middle Finger]

I'd think the best way would be to leave a note so those you care about are not constantly wondering, and then breaking into the local landfill/dump in the middle of the night with a handgun. Wearing a hefty plastic garbage bag over yourself, burrow deep into a pile of garbage, as far down as you can go! Say about twenty feet or more, and then pull the trigger.

Making sure the gun is about six to eight inches away from the inside of your mouth though as sometimes, if it is too close, the bullet won't lodge properly into your brain and if you're later discovered, will end up being a vegetable the rest of your life.

::dlaugh:: Sick, intelligent, fuck.