What have we here....

[NaNo]

Isn't this special... A baby newbie...So, you wanna hang with the grown ups, eh ?

So you call yourselves grown-ups? Is that a technicality due to your grey hair and wilting erections, or is it because you're allowed to swear on a forum.



That's weak:

Why not have a pork BBQ, some spare ribs. Let the aroma waft over the village like a gentle perfumed wind of defiance..........You fucking young feta cheese brained Robin.

I almost felt like thanking you, the summer months bring plenty of opportunity for a BBQ and it's great to get out and eat something different for a change.

Do McDonald's cook BigMac's BBQ style and deliver them for you? Do you put a notice on your front door saying "Bring the food round the back, we're too morbidly obese to get up and collect it"

The delivery guy comes round and asks why you didn't send the dog like usual - you reply: "He's having a heart attack because he ate the leftovers from the 10kg steak I had for breakfast."

YA FAT FUCKAZ