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[Pumhole]

[user=174]Pumhole[/user] wrote:

I see you're the 'alpha male' around here. I enjoyed the insults; had me drawing for the razorblade and everything.

So then, you enjoy picking on people on the internet? Sounds like a real laugh. Good for making up for all those times those big boys picked on you at school for having aids.

You need to borrow the handbook from your roomie, because you definitely need to brush up before getting admittance here. If that's an example of your 'best' mocking, we could hear better at school playgrounds during recess (if we even still have recess).

Come on, show some passion, wit, humor. Something besides the ability to display a strangely phallic avatar that your roomie probably had to help you with.

I wrote the fucking handbook. And I don't need to prove myself to get on this pathetic forum. I am posting with the fulfilling knowledge that I am better than every one of you, and the fact that I am gracing you with my presence should be enough to make that slightly milky water come out of your penis that you refer to as 'semen'.
And I cannot believe that anyone is trying to mock me and Nano for being friends. Is having friends uncommon on this forum? What about contact with the outside world?

Anyway, you yanks make me sick. I once visited and saw a woman drive down her drive to put a binbag in the bin. You fat cunts. And then you go and get wheelchairs because you're malnourished-but-still-the-size-of-tree-trunkd legs can't hold you up anymore. When in America I also experienced weight limits for rollercoasters, some small bridges, swings etc. Disgusting. When are you all going to realise that it's food that is making you fat?

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