crumpet parties

[Freak magnet]

There have been problems in Great Britain recently because of MP's and their ridiculous expense accounts that have been exposed, causing many citizens tofeel cheated and angry, but have no fear fellow Britons we have something planned that will cause fearat the very heart of Parliament.

The humble crumpet!, ladies and gentlemen we will all hold hot buttered crumpet parties all over our green and pleasant land!, witness the fear from the politicians when those hot crumpets pop out of the toaster, watch the very fabric of the governmentbe torn asunder by the application of a thin layer of creamy butter and sink your teeth into twenty first century politicsand rip away all that chewy, creamy goodness.

Know that you have made a brave statement, a statement that shall not be forgotten, our elders who survived the Nazi blitz for months end?, pah! mere amateurs compared to our brave stand.

We will not tolerate the wrong doings of greedy politicians anymore, say it with feeling!, say it with a crumpet!

edited to add - now I want crumpets!

I had two for breakfast this morning with butter.....you have to have them with butter not that marg cack::coffee::