05-18-2009, 09:33 AM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Ever seen the program Jackass?, that was basically me and my friends lives on the drink for about ten years.And now you're just a crazy old bastard who hoards hamsters and needs a rubber mat in the shower to avoid slipping and breaking a hip.
I once stapled my earlobe to a wooden mantelpiece "for a laugh".