Would you eat a live Gold fish for a prank.

[Cynical Ninja]

I don't simulate blow jobs or anal sex with my friends because we graduated from school a long time ago. We're just not moronic like that. We also don't get off on bathroom humor any longer as well.

Grow up, you dysfunctional bitch.

I can just imagine you and your preppy friends, standing around like douchebags drinking wine coolers, discussing the price of gold and the latest coin you have polished with yourcocks.

I bet I would "always find you in the kitchen at parties", I bet you and your manchild friends play ironic pictionary and trivial pursuit whilst eatinglarge corndogs suggestively, I imagine a group shot of you and your friends together beingmore camp than a group shot of the village people.

Discussing how icky womens vaginas look like and swapping anecdotes about the last time your shot your load onto a body pilllow instead of inside your wife.