05-29-2009, 02:51 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Only if done while wearing a headcover and anointing yourself with oilSyberBitch Wrote:sally Wrote:He can kiss bacon goodbye too.I doubt they allow 'kissing' bacon either... probably some law against it.
Unless it's wrapped around his erect penis... I'm sure there's something that allows that, right?