Things I have learned after a year at Mock

[Cynical Ninja]

1 - Appearances can be deceptive.

2 - First impressions can be deceptive.

3 - You don't have to mock with every post just because its a mock site.

4 - Camradarie is possible amongst all the insults and piss taking.

5 - MF's heart may be in the right place but he is still a pussy ass bitch pillow.

6 - People who talk about how tough they are generally aren't.

You left out

7. Everyone from England is a smelly, uneducated, Queenloving, Princess Di obsessing, wishtheywereAmerican, fuck head.

8. OP's next post will try to be a witty comeback with some negative comment about America or Liquid

You're not worth the effort.

Now that Sinister and Moose havegone you have now taken over their mantleas the most miserable, unpopular twat at Mock, congratulations.