06-24-2009, 10:23 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:I was under a car once and was kind of stuck there trying my best to get a bolt off and this stupid poodle from across the street came over and licked the salt out of my butt-crack.........scared the shit outta me!Maggot Wrote:It's horrible! My plumbers crack NEVER gets a whistle. And thats button busting cleavage.::irk::
::bvomit::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.