I think people who eat dog are assholes

[Middle Finger]

My dog is half way to human - emotional, sensitive, anxious, etc. he tries to talk, has a wide range of vocabulary, and really does look and act like a person much of the time. He is a part of our family - he is just not some pet we harbor.

Anthropomorphism. You perceive human like characteristics in a non-human.

"he tries to talk"! ::lmao::::nuts::

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropomorphic

He is far more human like than any pig could be.

::lmao::::dlaugh::::bigg::::iwon::::LOL::::rotfl::::death::

By a country mile one of the most absurd sentences I have ever read.

I am going to add it to my signature.

::lmao::

You dumb prick, it's true.