I am NOT responsible for BROTHER joining here

[Middle Finger]

Right, I'm jealous of the guy screwing Ramsey that will be out the door when God delivers a more longer term fuck buddy. Got it.

You are jealous of any guy that can get laid. You have always been a nerdy little fellow with a little member that couldn't please a women. You obviously have Mother issues with your obsession with boobs. And you fuck your multiple body pillows every night instead of snuggling with your wife. You're not right.

That would have been a fantastic reply if I wasn't enjoying a satisfying sex life. Good point on the boobs thing too, I am a rare breed - a man that loves boobs. Who would have guessed!? Body pillows can work WITH a wife, but, again, I defer to your expertise in the bedroom, even though it consists of picking a loser ex first, then a boy who will be out the door. All of which is God's plan. You know, because God gets into micro-managing people's sex and love life. You might want to ask God what you did to deserve your ex since God didn't prevent that from happening and has a love plan for you.