4th of July---'n shit

[Middle Finger]

And I'll be smokin' weed & floating around the pool.

At the Commons in our town there is a fair with games, food, and music. Then fireworks at night. It's a lot of fun. If it doesn't rain. Then I am going to Duchess's to hang in the pool and smoke. ::bigg::

That leaves 2 brain cells for vital functions. Please stay seated and have a strap-on chin drool cup ready just in case.

Aw come on Frank. You must have more than two brain cells left. But then again you do admit to smoking a lot of weed. I can't wait until your kids are old enough to get into your stash. Or you have to have the drugs are bad talk with them and do it with a straight face.

They've already learned about drugs, and more importantly, how to build good relationships by living in a house full of love, understanding, mutual respect, and consistency with two parents. Unlike your mess, which is practically guaranteed to fuck them up.

Ramsey child: Mom, where's Dad?
Ramsey: You mean the guy we call Dad now, the one inside with the hot cocoa?
Ramsey child: No, our real Dad. I don't remember a loving household.
Ramsey: Oh, that ... yeah, well, don't worry about it. Just don't smoke pot after your beer.