07-05-2009, 05:58 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:post it note Wrote:If you can't remember your mothers name how the fuck can I? oh yeah, it's on her tramp stamp...how could I forget...she was just telling me the story about the third time she caught you blowing bubbles in the back yard...she was telling me about it because, well...I hope you're sitting down...her neighbors called and... well bubbles died yesterday... they think the fireworks scared his old ass to death....the good news is that she said she'll get you a puppy, then you don't even have to leave home....You know, I think I've seen this sentiment inside one of the greeting cards they sell in Spencer Gifts.
Really? Maybe I should start sending them stuff I think of, maybe they pay for this shit...