07-07-2009, 08:40 AM
post it note Wrote:I just saw it on the news...
The LA Coroner has deemed Michael Jackson's body 'unsafe for cremation'. "His body has a higher content of various plastics and other synthetic materials than actual human remains" said a spokesperson. "Attempting to cremate what is basically a chunk of plastic with some human remains sprinkled in with our equipment runs the risk of causing severe damage to it." Instead Jackson's remains will be disposed of at the LA County Central Recycling Center where the plastics can be recycled and re-utilized. The Lego Group is the first to place a bid for the post consumer recycled remains of Jackson. A Lego Group spokeswoman made the statement "This is what he(Jackson) would have wanted. He dedicated his life to playing with children, now millions of children can play with him."
Hmmmm...
Heard a shorter version of this mere hours after he had died.
Lame.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.