The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[LuMPyPussy]

That thing gives her orgasms that last as long as a song for christssake...

She's not the only one with this joy - I've got a man who can do the same thing for me, without external 'aids'.

Between the two topics on sex talk here I'll be thinking about sex all day too. thanks.

Yeah but my external aid is a lot easier to get along with, doesn't fart or snore and doesn't demand sex when HE wants it.

::bravo::

I can deal with the farting and snoring because the sex is so fantastic and without demands.

Like I said, sometimes there are perks to a divorce and I got a good one!

Sometimes, like in my case, the biggest perk to a divorce is just getting the cocksucker out of your life. ::thumbs::