The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[SyberBitch]

Problem:
"I have new haircut remorse."

Solution:

I cannot tell you how many people actually bought that piece of shit thing and used it only to sit in MY CHAIR the very next day asking me to "fix it please".

Double the amount of morons who used this when they had some kind of affair to attend and needed to look good.

Well, they all got complete hair makeovers for their mistakes.

"But I only wanted a little trim!"

You should have come to me in the first place dipshit.

I can't see the 'Solution' in OBK's post. Is it the adjustable razor comb? Or maybe the one that works with a vacuum cleaner hose? lol - I always thought that was a hilarious idea.