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[Luke Warmwater]

hey mudflat....when are you going to find a job? You sure don't appear to be trying too hard. What's wrong, no one hiring white collar drywallers nowadays? You fucking hillbilly cocksucker. Your wife must be happy as shit coming home from work evey day to see the bucket o' lard planted in front of the Commodore posting dickweed 'witticisms'. Boy, you are a poor excuse for a productive american.

millisukvanilli...too bad your wife's illness hasn't tempered your bravado concerning womans breasts. I'm sure she would be proud as shit, and not hurt in the least, about your titty threads. You claim to be all high and mighty but have showed all what a hypocritical wad of wasted spunk you really are. You make every normal person sick.

Now both of you go dry hump greeneyes and Fox...and I do mean dry hump.