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[Duchess]

Tonight it was seafood salad wrapped in a soft shell burrito. lettuce, tomatoe all from the garden. With sweet potatoe fries cooked in peanut oil. Spinkled with freshly ground salt and pepper. The seafood consisted of scallops, lobster and scrod. I had 2 and may eat another instead of the homemade custard pie she made this afternoon with cocoa-nut shavings along the hand -made piecrust.

I wish I had someone slavin' in the kitchen for me. You are a lucky man, Maggot. ::finger::