Guess Who

[Middle Finger]

Dear pillow humping hen pecked fuckwit.

You are naturally jealous of the amount of good pussy I have had in my life, much of it because being a modern man Itook care of my appearence and still do. The fact you take issue with a man dying his hair in the 21^st century is a typically retarded, old fashioned, insecure about your sexuality again attitude.

Also being an American you are naturally jealous of the centuries of history and culture my "cesspool" has overthe fledging, immigrant,institutionally racist craphole that you live in.

If you would like further tips on how to live like a 21^st century man as opposed to a 1950's New York surburbanite throwback withslicked back hair and a nice collection of "sports jackets" let me know.

1) I am clearly not jealous of a man who doesn't feel what he looks like naturally is good enough, so dyes his hair, dumbass. Instead, I love myself enough as I am. I don't need hair dyes, plastic surgery, or pectoral muscle pads like you may.

2) I am clearly not jealous of an ex-empire gone to shit. Instead, I love America. You know, that place you rely upon for just about everything?

3) The last thing I am is jealous of someone who raises hamsters, had a kid out of wedlock, sees shadow friends, has terrible teeth with dyed fair hair, and lives in England. Instead, I love being a normal Italian New Yorker.

Absolutely zero Italian American New Yorkers are jealous of a doofus fuck from England like you, trust me.