OP......that's just GROSS!!!

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Well, if you think about it, if you didn't have to touch the door, etc. women probably wouldn't need to wash their hands unless they managed to pee on themselves.

Men on the other hand, have to touch themselves so yeah, those dirty bastards better wash their hands.

A Navy MM2, a Marine sgt., and an Army corporal are all in the head (bathroom) at the urinals.

When they finish the Marine Sgt. and the Army Crpl. both go up to the sink to wash their hands. The Navy Machinists Mate starts to walk out. The Marine looks up and asks him, "Hey, aren't you going to wash your hands?" The MM2 turns and looks at him and says, "In the Navy they teach us not to piss on our hands in the first place."