Before I make an ass of myself...
(11-17-2009, 04:02 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
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Nope, it's not sci-fi...it's true-life. I have no intention of ever publishing this one, so I just thought I'd post it for you to have fun with. this is the story of the first true "emergency" I ever had as a student pilot.

He's not a bad 'story teller', but wouldn't it be a little strange for a pilot on his first solo run away from base to be doing rolls and flying upside down and all of that?

He'd be kicked out of the fucking AF! Idiot thinks he's Tom Cruise in Top Hat (yeah, I know it's "Gun" but that sounded funnier.)

I know it's hard to understand why so many of us detest this guy when he just seems comical, but he's also a nasty piece of work. You saw the drivel he posted to me, insinuating I'm a liar and no where NEAR as valuable a human being as he is. He always has to be better, but at the expense of everyone else so you see him tearing others apart quite frequently.
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Before I make an ass of myself... - by LuMPyPussy - 11-11-2009, 02:16 PM
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