the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

Fuck,   $200  in cash fell out of my pocket at the grocery store yesterday.    Nobody turned it in.  There goes my weed money

I'd gladly give you $200 if I  thought you could get away with rolling some joints and sending them to me.

I can't roll,  tried many,  many times over the years,  but it always ends up looking like a ball that the cat threw up.    I can mail you a bud tho.  I  used to mail my nephew weed all the time when he was on the Appalachian trail.

I can't roll either and I don't have a pipe or bong. Joints that have been rolled by someone else is my preferred method. Well thanks anyway, it was a nice thought. I really should learn to prepare my own weed someday(I know from when I used to smoke with my brother Larry, you need to remove the stems and seeds) or get a pipe or bong. Maybe when the shops open again I'll get a pipe or bong and we can try this again.