ARE FUNERALS FREAKY?

[Carsman]

Actually, when I was around 14 or 15, I lived in LI, NY.  Our house was next to a big 10 room house on the corner,
that was on a main street, and was on an extra large lot.  (It was sold.)

Well low and behold, the new owner, was a funeral director and he turned (remodeled) it into a funeral home.

One day I was washing our family car in our driveway, when the funeral director who was adding signs on
the newly built parking lot, and when he saw me came over to me and asked if I wanted to earn some money.

Sure I said. I took the job. Little did I know what I would have to do.

The home closed at 9pm. I had to go over there after closing (I had the key) and perform janitorial duties.
Sweep the floors, empty the ash trays, straighten out the chairs, restock the bathrooms, dust the table tops,

AND DUST OFF THE COFFINS, making sure not to hit the bodies, as most were open coffins!!!

Surprisingly, it really didn't bother me, (today it would) even though it was a little eerie! The bodies looked so peaceful!