RELAX! TAKE IT EASY!

[sally]

I think most men are gay. Like when they watch porn, would they rather see the girl get it from a big dick or a little dick? Ask yourself that question men and then ask yourself if you are gay.

I'm too busy laughing at the ridickulous oversized fake tits and staring at the hairy/shaved pussy to notice any dick big or small.

Then you of all people are surprisingly not gay. Who would have thought.