I lost my virginity to

[aussiefriend]

 Note to self:  disable wifi when drinking wine.

Bitch please. Where the hell is the fun in that. We have an entire thread in here dedicated to just that. You haven't lived until you've read Aussie shit faced on Cointreau.

You know what? Guess what? My teenager is 17 this year. She doesn't let me get away with shit. When they are little and asleep in bed, you can do what you like. I am not smoking these days but I am having a cig tonight, I had to ask her permission to have one inside because it is so cold outside, she said yes. 

I am a good mum though, she is very cheeky these days. When I felt like the biggest loser in the world today for propositioning a guy she put her arms around me and said, mum you are not the stupidest person in the world, stop saying that.