the 2020 trivial drivel thread

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I saw it on the cam, he had already been here & gone.

I learned awhile ago that the coons here on the farm aren't Disney coons. They are vicious little fuckers. I didn't learn that until I was told that a mama coon had her babies in a tree in the horse cemetery and as I grabbed my camera and went to run out the door he asked what the hell I thought I was doing, he said she'd leap out of that tree right onto me and fuck me up.