11-24-2009, 01:44 PM
(11-24-2009, 01:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(11-23-2009, 07:39 PM)twisteroo Wrote: I'm gonna go murder a turkey, a fucking white turkey and eat his slowly roasted and basted, yummy flesh, because I am a barbaric, murdering, American. Then I'm gonna eat some pie and fall asleep in a chair.
Shit ...
Hey, at least we're not wrapping the turkey's head in a cold cloth to keep it alive while it's roasted.
::vomit::