the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[sally]

I believe Maggot said he has a leaky anus as well. Luckily this is one problem I do not have.

My anus is fine now. No more leaky anus here.   There was a time when nothing was coming out my butt hole. It's working like a well oiled clock now.  Maybe to well ...........    butt hole sniffers. How the fuck did this devolve to this? I blame Clang it's all HIS fault. Lets get back to picking on his ass.

When I was 11 years old I almost bled to death and was passing blood clots the size of grapefruits. I had to have 12 blood transfusions. It can't compare to anal clogs or leakages or fissures, but just as disgusting.