the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Carsman]

So Guess who got summoned for Jury Duty today, 3 guess, first two don't count!

Man my town is really screwed up, last time I did Jury Duty was close to 20 years ago!

I did my Jury Duty, served at least a dozen times over the years.

Letter said I have to respond, "it's the law"!

I will respond, count me out, I won't be available! Have a nice day.

I've never done Jury Duty. I got a summons once that said to call a certain number the day before to see if you needed to go to the Courthouse. I wasn't needed. I've never got any other summons for jury duty.

That was a dozen or more times I served, that was not counting the over dozen or more times I was summoned,
but excused when I called to see if I was needed. (They summoned me like every 16 to 18 months)