the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Cutz]

Who said this?"

Cutz is like a hash brownie.
He almost always has good taste, is occasionally a bit nutty, and is typically dry.
The punch usually kicks in unexpectedly a while after consumption -- then it's hard to wipe the begrudging smile from your lips.

Smart-assed bastard.

Probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.