10-10-2020, 08:03 PM
(10-10-2020, 07:48 PM)sally Wrote: But what are the chances of some extremely good looking, charismatic guy breaking into my house, tying me up, raping me and then leaving?
How would that go anyway, sal?
Guy breaks in:...
sal: aww fuck, I’m in the middle of doing my taxes, can you come back in an hour?
guy:...
guy an hour later: ..
sal: I just have to get the fois gras in the fridge, shower and I’ll be right with you
guy ten minutes later: rips sals clothes off, gets on top of her choking her
sal:...yeah, can we switch? I can only come when I’m on top