the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

After. We kind of made up after I chopped up jalapenos for the New Years day black eyed peas. One of us still needs to move out though because that kind of behavior is not normal. I'm talking about the fight, not the jalapeno sex.

Come & live with me. I'll give you your own space, all you have to do is cook for me once a day. A lovely salad for lunch would be nice, but just cook dinner for me. I won't hound you for sex and you can sleep in because I'm out the door early.

C'mon. Doooo iiiiit.