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[Duchess]

I have one weather person who is more dramatic than a young girl. I can't even listen to him when there are strong thunderstorms in my area because he scares the crap outta me. He makes me feel certain I'm going to take a direct hit from a tornado. I'm already petrified of tornadoes and after listening to him I take my fear public and THAT makes me want to slit my own throat. Jesus Christ. I'm pissed at him all over again.

Death of a loved one, tornadoes, monster spiders. That shit all lives together in my mind.