Stories

[Carsman]

So when I first started to fly in Airplanes I was scared shitless! So I decided to drink!

I sat at the Bar in the Airport, sipping straight Vodka, I had 4 additional shots lined up on the bar.

When they called "last call" over the loud speakers for passengers on my flight, I gulped down the waiting 4 shots as fast as I could.

And I proceeded to walk to my boarding gate. By the time I got there, I was the last one to stumble on board.

By the time I stumbled into my seat, (on the Isle) I had a buzz on so high, that I was high as a kite.
I slumped in my seat and never felt the plane takeoff. I myself was flying higher than the plane!

I was out of it for most of the 3-1/2 hour flight. By the time I got to Florida, I only had a Buzz, not the full Buzzed!

After getting my luggage, I found my car service, (it wasn't called Uber then) and went to my destination.

I Have many more flying stories similar to this one if anyone interested.

(PS: Today I don't have to get buzzed any more to fly)