12-03-2009, 03:52 PM
(12-03-2009, 03:43 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-03-2009, 03:32 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(12-03-2009, 03:27 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Thanks. We needed to hear more gross and irresponsible metro fuck behavior coming from you.
I keep forgetting you didn't have the looks or charm to play the field when you were younger like any other normal heterosexual male did.
Now go see your wife its time for your afternoon breast feed.
No, I never had to share an apartment with someone because I earned a living right away and was able to have my own space. Also, I never had to share a place with someone gross like that because I wasn't ever stupid and desperate enough.
Not a college man eh?
Or was your frathouse straight out of Revenge of the nerds?, the fraternity of Alpha Analus retentivenus?
I'm betting you never kissed a girl on the mouth until you met your wife, I'm betting the first time you ejaculated your thought
you had broken your penis.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.