WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE?

[Clang McFly]

Oh Clangy, you just don't know what it's like. There is no fucking air to breathe and within seconds of stepping outdoors you begin to sweat your balls off, and try keeping your mascara from melting off in that crap, mister, it's impossible. I'd tell you what it does to your hair too, but you wouldn't have that issue.

I wouldn't know about my makeup melting off outdoors but I've had problems with my makeup melting off indoors. My apartment gets too hot in the summer with just my 2 fans to wear makeup. I've got a bunch of new makeup I want to try on but I think I'll just wait until the Fall/Winter to get all dolled up with nowhere to go. Yeah I'll never experience what humidity does to real women's hair but those wigs get hot and sweaty in the Summer.